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Marriage quotes Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Rita Rudner [Copy to your blog/website] The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Honore de Balzac [Copy to your blog/website] The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Henny Youngman [Copy to your blog/website] We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Nick Faldo [Copy to your blog/website] Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Herbert Spencer [Copy to your blog/website] Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Mickey Rooney [Copy to your blog/website] Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Albert Einstein [Copy to your blog/website] Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Samuel Johnson [Copy to your blog/website] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Mignon McLaughlin [Copy to your blog/website] I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Rita Rudner [Copy to your blog/website] << 1 2 3 4 >>