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I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner


Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Henry Louis Mencken

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
Mae West

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Ashleigh Brilliant

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
Cass Daley


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