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Funny love quotes When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Sacha Guitry [Copy to your blog/website] When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] John Scalzi [Copy to your blog/website] Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Rita Rudner [Copy to your blog/website] The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Honore de Balzac [Copy to your blog/website] The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Henny Youngman [Copy to your blog/website] We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Nick Faldo [Copy to your blog/website] Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Herbert Spencer [Copy to your blog/website] Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Mickey Rooney [Copy to your blog/website] There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Lily Tomlin [Copy to your blog/website] I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.   [Send quote]   [Share quote] Rita Rudner [Copy to your blog/website] 1 2 3 >>