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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry


When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.
John Scalzi

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Nick Faldo

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".
Herbert Spencer

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
Lily Tomlin

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner


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